10.21.2003
My F%&@#n' Morning Commute...
Ah-ight so the morning started off fairly well. I woke up (late), showered (too long) and began readying myself for another day of the rat race.
At times I envy all you guys who happen to live outside of New York City. There is no way to describe the morning commute. You see it all. You hear it all. Sometimes it gets to you, and sometimes it doesn't. This morning it got to me.
Here are some of the things I see practically every morning, that I can't fuckin' stand:
1. Black women who lean back and shake their blond (extended) hair. (Believe me, I seen it this morning)
2. Teenagers who look like they're going to war, instead of school.
3. Black men who actually look like P.I.M.Ps.
4. White women who look sooooo afraid.
5. White men and their smug, "oh I'm so much better than you" stance.
6. Cruisers. You know the ones, that look at you as if they want to sop you and the dude standing next to you up with their mama's biscuits.
7. 485 Lexington Avenue. (Don't Ask)
8. Mofo's who take up like three seats, and then look at you as if you're the one with the problem.
9. The school crossing guard that does more talking than crossing.
10. Teenagers using the word Niggah, over and over and over while the man sits idlely by pretending not to hear any of it.
11. Loud ass, ghetto ass, "un-un oh no he didn't" teenage girls and their drama way too early in the morning.
12. That one mofo that tries to s-q-u-e-e-z-e his ass in a train car that's already overcrowded by well over 200 people.
13. Stank ass breath 7 fuckin' 30 in the morning breathin' down your neck.
14. The evangelist that yells and screams: You're All Going to HELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
15. Mofo's who, as soon as the doors open, knocks you down to get a seat their ass is way too big to fit in.
16. The uh, Playa, Playa with way to much cologne.
17. The whole Erykah Badu clique.
18. The whole gansta clique.
19. The whole foo-foo-she-she clique.
20. Your f'n clique.
21. Your mama's f'n clique.
Damn'...I hate the morning commute!
At times I envy all you guys who happen to live outside of New York City. There is no way to describe the morning commute. You see it all. You hear it all. Sometimes it gets to you, and sometimes it doesn't. This morning it got to me.
Here are some of the things I see practically every morning, that I can't fuckin' stand:
1. Black women who lean back and shake their blond (extended) hair. (Believe me, I seen it this morning)
2. Teenagers who look like they're going to war, instead of school.
3. Black men who actually look like P.I.M.Ps.
4. White women who look sooooo afraid.
5. White men and their smug, "oh I'm so much better than you" stance.
6. Cruisers. You know the ones, that look at you as if they want to sop you and the dude standing next to you up with their mama's biscuits.
7. 485 Lexington Avenue. (Don't Ask)
8. Mofo's who take up like three seats, and then look at you as if you're the one with the problem.
9. The school crossing guard that does more talking than crossing.
10. Teenagers using the word Niggah, over and over and over while the man sits idlely by pretending not to hear any of it.
11. Loud ass, ghetto ass, "un-un oh no he didn't" teenage girls and their drama way too early in the morning.
12. That one mofo that tries to s-q-u-e-e-z-e his ass in a train car that's already overcrowded by well over 200 people.
13. Stank ass breath 7 fuckin' 30 in the morning breathin' down your neck.
14. The evangelist that yells and screams: You're All Going to HELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
15. Mofo's who, as soon as the doors open, knocks you down to get a seat their ass is way too big to fit in.
16. The uh, Playa, Playa with way to much cologne.
17. The whole Erykah Badu clique.
18. The whole gansta clique.
19. The whole foo-foo-she-she clique.
20. Your f'n clique.
21. Your mama's f'n clique.
Damn'...I hate the morning commute!
